Available For Preorder – Duck Duck Grey Duck
As most of you know, Fancy Pants Gangsters hails from the great state of Minnesota, and we do things a little different around here. We call it the “right way”, and we’ll fight anyone that feels different. Well, fight them in a passive aggressive, Fargo-esque manner. But I digress.
One of the things we figured out is that Duck, Duck, Goose, as a construction, is dumb. The game is great, that lovely combination of public shaming and mild athletics that typifies most playground games. The proper way of things, however, is Duck, Duck, Grey Duck, for reasons that are beyond the scope of this post and frankly beyond discussion period.
To signify our obvious superiority on this matter, we’ve designed this shirt. If you are a native Minnesotan and wise in the proper ways of the world, I recommend you pick this up, especially if you have friends and colleagues from the hated neighbor to the east, Wisconsin. It seems to enrage them quite deliciously.
This monument to proper thinking is available for preorder right now in our store, and thanks to our current holiday sale, you can lock in free shipping between now and December 14th. As an added incentive, we are going to do “stretch goals”. As the number of preorders increase, so does the bonus.
Our first goal will be 25 orders. Once this happens, all preorders come with a free additional shirt! It can be another Grey Duck shirt, or one of the many fine options available elsewhere in the store. Once we hit this goal, we’ll announce the next prize on this space. So tell your friends, share on Facebook and Twitter, and let’s show those darn Goosers the error of their ways!
PREORDER STRETCH GOALS
25 – Free shirt of your choice