Twin Cities Tank Episode 1 – The Beginning
In This Show:
Charlie & Paddy Are Not Here
10 Phrases
This Week In Bullshit: Old People
Charlie Interview Excerpt
“Thunder Snake” by Bastard Saint
How To Kill Your Girlfriend
Buy Metallagher Merch
New Jersey Nets
“Imminent Failure” by Avoided (RIP Reed)
10 Phrases
Every week each host will write 10 phrases that the other host must work into the conversation. Here are this week’s phrases:
Pete’s List For Brent
1) That toilet paper is as thick as lasagna.
2) I’m gonna pee in your hair.
3) I dream of pee paste.
4) No sir, your mom is too hot.
5) My favorite salad is not waldorf.
6) The iron range is the best.
7) Peas and peas and peas and peas
8) Guys who can suck their own dick are as common as left-handers.
9) I like Dave Mustaine.
10) I’ll dish your gash a load of size 7 curly fries.
Brent’s List For Pete
1) These aren’t my spurs.
2) I forgot to die.
3) Promise you won’t barf.
4) Call me a rabbi.
5) My beard is a loser.
6) I wish my wife had a re-set button.
7) That’s the reason I left Harvard.
8) If it’s not broke don’t fuck it.
9) Tell it to the Judge Reinhold.
10) My head is gay.
Comments and questions can be left here or sent to tct@webdev2.801red.com. Not sure why you’d want to, though. For the really eager among you, check out our forums and become our fan on Facebook.